General Information

Q: How much does it cost to cruise on the SS Gravy Boat?
A: Pricing varies depending on the package:

• Paddlewheel Pass (Budget-Friendly) – Starting at $99 per person

• River Rambler Package (Mid-Tier) – Starting at $249 per person

• Ozark Explorer Package (Premium) – Starting at $499 per person

• Founder’s Elite Package (Luxury VIP) – Starting at $999 per person

Q: How do I book a cruise?
A: You can book online at www.SSGravyBoat.com .

Q: Are group rates available?
A: Yes! Groups of 10 or more receive special discounts and private event options.

Q: What kind of rooms are available?
A: We offer a variety of cozy, homey staterooms designed to feel like Grandma’s house on the river! Options include:

• Interior Staterooms – No window, cozy & budget-friendly

• Ozark-Themed Staterooms – Rustic décor, porthole view

• Balcony Cabins – Private outdoor seating with scenic river views

• Luxury Suites – Grand fireplace, personal concierge, and all the comforts of a frontier lodge

Q: Are the rooms comfortable?
A: Absolutely! Our super-comfy staterooms feature quilted bedding, rocking chairs, and vintage lantern lighting, making every stay warm and welcoming.

Dining & Gravy Buffet

Q: What’s included in the Gravy Buffet?
A: The famous Gravy Buffet features:

• Rich, savory gravies (brown, white peppered, sausage, mushroom, and more!)

• Biscuits, fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and country-fried steak

• Homestyle sides like skillet cornbread, slow-smoked BBQ, and fried catfish

• Freshly baked pies and desserts

Q: Are there other dining options?
A: Yes! In addition to the Gravy Buffet, we have:

• The Ozark Smokehouse – Serving BBQ ribs and smoked brisket

• Huck’s Fish Fry – Fresh catfish, hushpuppies, and Southern favorites

• The Sweet Biscuit Café – Breakfast all day!

• Attractions & Entertainment

  Q: What kind of activities are onboard?
  A: The SS Gravy Boat is packed with adventure! Highlights include:

  • Fire in the Hole Arcade – Wild West-themed arcade with shooting galleries & mine cart racers

  • Huck’s Wild River Run – A thrilling indoor water flume ride

  • Fishing off the stern – Cast a line and reel in some fun!

  • Live Bluegrass Music & Square Dancing – Nightly entertainment for all ages

  • Storytime with Captain Callahan – Meet the bearded legend himself!

  Q: Is there a pool?
  A: Yes! The Ozark Spring Pool is designed to look like a natural Ozark spring, with clear blue-green water and relaxing waterfalls.

Special Events & Custom Packages

Q: Can I book a private event or wedding?
A: Yes! We offer:

• Wedding packages with Ozark-themed receptions

• Corporate retreats & conferences

• Family reunions & private parties

Q: Are there themed cruises?
A: Absolutely! Don’t miss:

• Christmas on the Gravy Boat – Holiday lights, festive feasts, and special events

• The Great Gravy Fest – A special celebration of all things gravy

• Halloween Hoedown – Spooky fun with an Ozark twist

General Information

Q: What is the SS Gravy Boat?
A: The SS Gravy Boat is a one-of-a-kind Ozark-themed cruise ship, featuring rustic charm, thrilling attractions, and, of course, the legendary Gravy Buffet. Think riverboat adventure meets homestyle comfort!

Q: Where is the SS Gravy Boat being built?
A: The ship is currently under construction at the Houma, Louisiana Boat Yard, crafted with expert Southern shipbuilding tradition.

Q: When does the SS Gravy Boat set sail?
A: The SS Gravy Boat is scheduled to launch on April 1, 2028

Q. When can I book?

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